carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”



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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle



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Free OREO™ day! 

oreoofficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!



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com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.



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urbanclictionary:

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like



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cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad



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naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury



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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"



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ostracizedpoodle:

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space



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funnyandhilarious:

One Photograph Per Day Of A Healing Wound »

funnyandhilarious:

One Photograph Per Day Of A Healing Wound »



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"I did not intend to get this drunk

      — Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)


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staff:

Have a good weekend, Tumblr. 

staff:

Have a good weekend, Tumblr. 



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