my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
a ferocious beast
i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space
Have a good weekend, Tumblr.